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Created on 2004-03-11 10:55:31 (#2476812), last updated 2006-08-09
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Basic Info| Name: | joli |
|---|---|
| Location: | Antarctica |
| Website: | Pikka tures. |
BioI finally have time to fill this out. *Puts her finger to her lip and thinks for a moment* Pfft. How lame. I will give you a little anecdote:
Once, naked as a morning lark, I went to the door and some stupid inbred kid is trying to hang their media all over my front door about some ice cream sociable at this lutheran church. She offers it to me and smiles. I tell her to keep her filthy little halfbreed hands off of my door and to get off my porch. Scampering away in a heat of tears, I yell, "I don't even like Jesus. He sucks! And you should try thinking about that the next time your mommy makes you go to church."
I wonder where her mommy was anyways.
Hmm. Maybe I will have children one day. Train them to make me breakfast and whine back down into their basement. I could even keep them on an umbillical leash. It would be radical. So take that.
Once, naked as a morning lark, I went to the door and some stupid inbred kid is trying to hang their media all over my front door about some ice cream sociable at this lutheran church. She offers it to me and smiles. I tell her to keep her filthy little halfbreed hands off of my door and to get off my porch. Scampering away in a heat of tears, I yell, "I don't even like Jesus. He sucks! And you should try thinking about that the next time your mommy makes you go to church."
I wonder where her mommy was anyways.
Hmm. Maybe I will have children one day. Train them to make me breakfast and whine back down into their basement. I could even keep them on an umbillical leash. It would be radical. So take that.
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british spellings, humour, oils and acrylics, photography, running, shakespeare, the indecisive, www.cletusthefetus.com, you naughty internet foes.
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